Oh yes, the awards season is here, and what better way of celebrating it than putting together a film award list no-one cares about. Here are the Pronoia Academy nominations for the categories we know anything about. Winners to be announced shortly…

Best Picture
The Revenant
Mad Max: Fury Road
Steve Jobs
The Danish Girl
The Big Short

Actor in a Leading Role
Leonardo DiCaprio – The Revenant
Michael Fassbender – Steve Jobs
Ed Redmayne – The Danish Girl
Steve Carrell – The Big Short
Tom Hardy – Legend

Actress in a Leading Role
Cate Blanchett – Carol
Brie Larson – Room
Maggie Smith – The Lady in the Van
Carey Mulligan – Suffragette

Actor in a Supporting Role
Mark Rylance – Bridge of Spies
Tom Hardy – The Revenant
Jacob Trembley – Room
Oscar Isaac – Ex_Machina

Actress in a Supporting Role
Rooney Mara – Carol
Alicia Vikander – The Danish Girl
Alicia Vikander – Ex_Machina
Kate Winslet – Steve Jobs
Anne-Marie Duff – Suffragette

The Revenant
Mad Max: Fury Road

Alejandro González Iñárritu – The Revenant
Adam McKay – The Big Short
Tom Hooper – The Danish Girl
Lenny Abrahamson – Room
Danny Boyle – Steve Jobs
Andrew Haigh – 45 Years
Alex Garland – Ex_Machina
George Miller – Mad Max: Fury Road

Visual Effects
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
The Martian
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation